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Tales of Youth: Episode 2: Hello!
When I was three or four, hell maybe even two, I dunno toddler age would be best to put it.I was taught the importance of manners, a lesson that to this day is of course a very dear subject to me, as...
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"How to Change your man" Danzo reads Cosmo. Part One.
Allow me, if you will to start this post with a confession of sorts.Lately, I've been in a small state of mild panic over my next few posts. For you see, for some bizarre reason my blog has exploded in...
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How To Change Your Man!: Danzo Reads Cosmo; Part Two.
Ten days ago, I posted part one of an article from Cosmopolitan magazine on subtle yet apparently effective ways to can change your significant other.If you haven't read it, don't worry because you...
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An Update for a few previous blogs.
I've jotted down a little list of blogs I've set myself the target of writing this month, all in all there's six of them. SIX!Knowing this, any reasonably motivated person would get straight to it, I...
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A goldmine of cringe: An entry from my bebo blog when I was 15
I know it's probably a common notion in life for people who have the internet to look back into the past and think "Oh fucking hell..... That happened". It's like a right of passage in life that if you...
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Mob Mentality.
This past week in question is one that can only really be summed up by tragedies.In addition to today's shooting in Connecticut, today's stabbing in China, news also shook the world of the suicide of...
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Obligatory Christmas Post. (Plus, we're not dead)
If you're reading this chances are that you're still alive and kicking after the end of the world. Well done on that one, and furthermore thank you for reading this blog so close to the end, it's been...
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Ambitions for 2013.
A QUICK NOTICEI started writing this blog post on 27th Decemberhence why I start it off by going on about Christmas.That's all, really. Enjoy. Well fucking hell hasn't 2012 just shot by like a...
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How I broke my cousin.
I am pretty awesome, this much is pretty much inarguable which is why so many people have the mimic effect on me, especially my younger cousin.You see, I'm that cool older cousin, the sort in which...
View ArticlePervert Hunting with Danzo. Volume One. Part One.
WARNING!This blog post in particular is gross on more than one level. Reader discretion is certainly advised.I think that may have been the first formal warning I've ever written, feels mature.Alright,...
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Pervert Hunting with Danzo: Volume 1: Part 2.
SAME WARNING AS LAST TIMEONLINE PREDATOR TALKGROSS STUFFYADA YADA YADA.Alright, if you haven't read part one of this..... Weird new series then you really, really want to check the previous entry,...
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Valentines Day on Facebook.
Love is in the air! Cupid is busy with all of his heart arching, the time for appreciating love is now!It's Valentines Day!Now I don't care about your opinion on Valentines day and you sure as hell...
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My guiltiest moment. Ever.
Some people have done terrible things in life.Some people have inadvertently, or deliberately done something in which sadly, will be carried around on their shoulders for the rest of their days. The...
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First Love, First life lesson. Danzo gets deep.
I got bored and figured I'd be all deep with this blog. Which is usually something I stray away from because really, who wants to hear someone ramble on about their past love woes?Then I realised I...
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Five Things I get a lot.
I've been in a bit of a slump lately in what just the hell to write a blog post on.That being said, I thought I'd reintroduce myself to writing short, simple posts. And of all things this one is...
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Why Sleeping Next To My Girlfriend is a Fate Worst Than Death.
In my hopelessly romantic teenage years I had many desires, dreams and ambitions.One of which looking back is a sad one.I wanted to share the same bed with a girl I truly cared about. Not have sex with...
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