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Valentines Day on Facebook.
Love is in the air! Cupid is busy with all of his heart arching, the time for appreciating love is now!It's Valentines Day!Now I don't care about your opinion on Valentines day and you sure as hell...
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My guiltiest moment. Ever.
Some people have done terrible things in life.Some people have inadvertently, or deliberately done something in which sadly, will be carried around on their shoulders for the rest of their days. The...
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First Love, First life lesson. Danzo gets deep.
I got bored and figured I'd be all deep with this blog. Which is usually something I stray away from because really, who wants to hear someone ramble on about their past love woes?Then I realised I...
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Five Things I get a lot.
I've been in a bit of a slump lately in what just the hell to write a blog post on.That being said, I thought I'd reintroduce myself to writing short, simple posts. And of all things this one is...
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Why Sleeping Next To My Girlfriend is a Fate Worst Than Death.
In my hopelessly romantic teenage years I had many desires, dreams and ambitions.One of which looking back is a sad one.I wanted to share the same bed with a girl I truly cared about. Not have sex with...
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The dumbest way I've ever injured myself.
Back in the summer of 2006 I had a strict daily schedule.Everyday I'd wake up at eight in the morning, take my cousin Matthew to school, return to my granddads house at about nine in the morning.From...
View ArticleTrail Of Thoughts. (100th Blog Entry!)
Here's some beautiful information for you.We'll start off with the least important stuff.Right now I'm watching ArthurThe 2011 Russell Brand version, not the old one.It just came on.Figured "why...
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Amy's Baking Company Makes Me Laugh.
Here is two vital things about me before I start this blog entry.1: I cannot cook for my life. I am awful at it. Pictured below is an example of my cooking skill on pancake day.Mmmmmm2: I do not own a...
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'Mindblowing' Sex Tips: Danzo Reads Cosmo.
Many moons ago I wrote an article in which I read, disliked and then slandered an article written by womens magazine Cosmo.I poked fun at the article which listed passive aggressive points on How to...
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The Weekly D. Volume One.
This is my attempt at giving short, weekly updates to my week regardless of how entertaining it has been. Kind of for the purpose of looking back on in a few years and thinking "Shit, I actually felt...
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The Weekly D: Volume Two.
Monday 1st July 201311:26Shock shock, horror horrorI think this week is gearing up to be either potentially good, but in a horrific way, or just plain bad.So of course my flat is subject to numerous...
View ArticleUnsent Letters: The Guy Downstairs.
Dear guy downstairs, namely flat one.Hello, how're you doing? It's me Dan. Hope all is well.I assume all indeed is well, hell I'm going to assume everything is so well that you'd let to know the entire...
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The ongoing tragedies of Sulley from Monsters Inc. (Really bad Sulley toys)
A few weeks ago I went into the local Disney store. No particular reason, the Disney store is just a haven of awesome stuff, awesome stuff costing an arm and a leg but it's always nice to window...
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The Weekly D: Volume three.
I finished off my last 'Weekly D' blog with the famous last words of "Fuck it, I'll try harder next week."and that was in July. Needless to say in addition to neglecting this new blog topic, I've...
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Unsent Letters: Butch from Animal Crossing.
Sup Butch, Dan here.So look, it's been weeks, nay months since I last visited the shitty town of Tyse, it's something that can't be helped. Pokemon Y came out and when it comes to the dilemma of...
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Pervert Hunting with Danzo: Volume 1: Part 2.
SAME WARNING AS LAST TIMEONLINE PREDATOR TALKGROSS STUFFYADA YADA YADA.Alright, if you haven't read part one of this..... Weird new series then you really, really want to check the previous entry,...
View ArticleA goldmine of cringe: An entry from my bebo blog when I was 15
I know it's probably a common notion in life for people who have the internet to look back into the past and think "Oh fucking hell..... That happened". It's like a right of passage in life that if you...
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Mob Mentality.
This past week in question is one that can only really be summed up by tragedies.In addition to today's shooting in Connecticut, today's stabbing in China, news also shook the world of the suicide of...
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Obligatory Christmas Post. (Plus, we're not dead)
If you're reading this chances are that you're still alive and kicking after the end of the world. Well done on that one, and furthermore thank you for reading this blog so close to the end, it's been...
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Ambitions for 2013.
A QUICK NOTICEI started writing this blog post on 27th Decemberhence why I start it off by going on about Christmas.That's all, really. Enjoy. Well fucking hell hasn't 2012 just shot by like a...
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How I broke my cousin.
I am pretty awesome, this much is pretty much inarguable which is why so many people have the mimic effect on me, especially my younger cousin.You see, I'm that cool older cousin, the sort in which...
View ArticlePervert Hunting with Danzo. Volume One. Part One.
WARNING!This blog post in particular is gross on more than one level. Reader discretion is certainly advised.I think that may have been the first formal warning I've ever written, feels mature.Alright,...
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