Sup Butch, Dan here.
So look, it's been weeks, nay months since I last visited the shitty town of Tyse, it's something that can't be helped. Pokemon Y came out and when it comes to the dilemma of picking fruit to sell to a pink alpaca for a pittance or raising a Sylveon with love and virtual affection you can see where my loyalties will temporarily lie, right?
Turns out that's not the case, as upon my return to Tyse I pick up this letter from you.
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....................The fuck, Butch?
Of all the people here in Tyse you were probably one of the only tolerable citizens and now you just drop me a letter to leave without much remorse? The hell, man?
I get it, I really do the Mayor (Stacey) is incompetent, she spent 500,000 bells on a bridge, and opened a campsite that nobody uses (Not to mention she named the town after her weird last name) but at least Pierce and I made things slightly better.
Plus, all these months of friendship now squashed by your shitty goodbye. Seeing as I once went out of my way to fish you up a fucking shark in return for a nightstand, and I literally don't even get a goodbye? Just an "Oh well, off I go to a more interestingly named town".
I gotta say, neighbour, without you the place seems boring, already I miss your stupid dorky doggy laugh. Now I've gotta tolerate with that stuck up bitch Monique for a neighbour, Jesus Christ you could have at least told me where you're moving to.
I'm rolling my eyes right now at the prospect of her irritating face and stupid "PFFFFFFFFFFFFT" Catchphrase. I mean this sincerely, who in gods name finishes every sentence with "PFFFFFFFFT" unless you're really dedicated to acting like a stupid deflating balloon for the rest of your life. Plus, she has a dumb musical segment play every time I risk a conversation with her. "BAMBA BAMBA BWARRRRK" or something to that level.
But you know what? That's another unsent letter for another day, and more importantly directed at her.
Maybe some day I'll throw in the commitment to be a dedicated pal on this game, maybe for now I'll tolerate hearing Pierce's workout regime (How a parrot has a workout regime is beyond me, maybe if you stuck around you'd find out to) I'll just slag you off to that Tamagotchi looking bunny.
So, you know what? So be it. Venture forth to another town, maybe someday I'll become mayor of my own town and not name it something stupid, maybe then we shall be united and we can both be pricks to other villagers.
For one last time.
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So look, it's been weeks, nay months since I last visited the shitty town of Tyse, it's something that can't be helped. Pokemon Y came out and when it comes to the dilemma of picking fruit to sell to a pink alpaca for a pittance or raising a Sylveon with love and virtual affection you can see where my loyalties will temporarily lie, right?
Turns out that's not the case, as upon my return to Tyse I pick up this letter from you.
....................The fuck, Butch?
Of all the people here in Tyse you were probably one of the only tolerable citizens and now you just drop me a letter to leave without much remorse? The hell, man?
I get it, I really do the Mayor (Stacey) is incompetent, she spent 500,000 bells on a bridge, and opened a campsite that nobody uses (Not to mention she named the town after her weird last name) but at least Pierce and I made things slightly better.
Plus, all these months of friendship now squashed by your shitty goodbye. Seeing as I once went out of my way to fish you up a fucking shark in return for a nightstand, and I literally don't even get a goodbye? Just an "Oh well, off I go to a more interestingly named town".
I gotta say, neighbour, without you the place seems boring, already I miss your stupid dorky doggy laugh. Now I've gotta tolerate with that stuck up bitch Monique for a neighbour, Jesus Christ you could have at least told me where you're moving to.
I'm rolling my eyes right now at the prospect of her irritating face and stupid "PFFFFFFFFFFFFT" Catchphrase. I mean this sincerely, who in gods name finishes every sentence with "PFFFFFFFFT" unless you're really dedicated to acting like a stupid deflating balloon for the rest of your life. Plus, she has a dumb musical segment play every time I risk a conversation with her. "BAMBA BAMBA BWARRRRK" or something to that level.
But you know what? That's another unsent letter for another day, and more importantly directed at her.
Maybe some day I'll throw in the commitment to be a dedicated pal on this game, maybe for now I'll tolerate hearing Pierce's workout regime (How a parrot has a workout regime is beyond me, maybe if you stuck around you'd find out to) I'll just slag you off to that Tamagotchi looking bunny.
So, you know what? So be it. Venture forth to another town, maybe someday I'll become mayor of my own town and not name it something stupid, maybe then we shall be united and we can both be pricks to other villagers.
For one last time.
ROOOOOOOOWWWWWFFFFFF
Prick