Monday 1st July 2013
11:26
Shock shock, horror horror
I think this week is gearing up to be either potentially good, but in a horrific way, or just plain bad.
So of course my flat is subject to numerous viewings this week from potential buyers, we had a letter last Monday informing us that there'd be one today at 2:45.
So, waking up to the door banging this morning obviously came as a shock, Stacey answers.
"Hallllllllo, us again we're here to check out the house" I heard the same slow, optimistic drone of the estate agent, accompanied by the two possible landlords, a husband and wife I believe.
I heard them chit-chatting away whilst I was still in bed........Naked.
This was my thought process..... "The door is wide open, I am naked.... my clothes are on the other side of the room, (Remember in the last Weekly D I was moaning my room was too big? Yep, it was too far away to make the risk). So I just thought "Oh fuck it" and decided to just.......... stay in bed. Naked.
Eventually in enough time to actually get changed and completely non-surprisingly, the woman entered the room, gazed around the room and then let out a large horrified gasp.
"HOH MY GOODNESS!!!"
"He....Hellllllllllllllloooooo!"
She darted out, there was shock, there was laughter. There was a slight conversation between us and the door I WAS STILL FUCKING NAKED! GET CHANGED FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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| Pictorial Evidence of my shame. |
So that is literally how my week begun. And I still have more viewings.
It's going to be a shameful one, I can just tell..
Saturday 6th July
15:19
Fuck
Well hasn't this just gone to shit? No more than two weeks since saying I'd start up a daily blog I go and forget to fucking write nearly a whole weeks worth of entries.
Now let's be fair here.
This week has been fucking beautiful in terms of weather, and I've been pretty busy, well, busy enough to completely forget about the existence of this blog.
Now let's be fair here.
This week has been fucking beautiful in terms of weather, and I've been pretty busy, well, busy enough to completely forget about the existence of this blog.
The basis of my week has been this.
House Viewings.
House viewings.
House sold, I've still no idea who the the new landlord is.
Training Pokemon
Enjoying the weather
Discussing plans for a zombie outbreak.
Not writing this blog.
Fuck it, I'll try harder next week.
Danzo x