Here's some beautiful information for you.
We'll start off with the least important stuff.
Right now I'm watching Arthur
The 2011 Russell Brand version, not the old one.
It just came on.
Figured "why not?"
Of course it started 71 minutes ago.
So it's slightly underwhelming watching it half way through.
Also I just had some Shredded Wheat.
That's that.
and here's some really good news.
THIS IS MY FUCKING 100TH BLOG POST!
That means I've got bored 100 times
and decided to convey this boredom via means of writing.
And you know what?
Fuck it,
I can't be assed to write a full entry.
So it's just this.
One lined sentences
Again and again, and again, and again.
It's just my trail of thought.
Could be good, could be bad.
It'll probably be bad.
And this is what I'm doing to mark Blog 100.
Christ where did I go wrong?
I might delete it before I post it.
But then again, I'll be on blog 99
That's not commendable in the slightest.
Already this is boring me.
I'll change the writing to purple to spice things up
Man, that made a world of difference.
Here's an opinion that the people on my Facebook will hate.
That quote.
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best"
Is fucking retarded.
Seriously.
Do something bad if you use it.
Not kill yourself, or injure yourself
That's a bit too extreme.
But at least do something stupid.
Like drink expired milk.
That quote though.
"Ohhh Marilyn Monroe said it, I'm such a diva"
Why don't you just say
"I'm a bitch, if you don't like it I'll be an insufferable bitch"
Which they already are.
Why should I even handle you?
If I have to handle you at your worst, I don't want you at your best.
Because your best is probably shit anyway.
Hell, you're using that quote so at least a percentage of you is 'Cunt'
I might pay someone to punch anyone who uses that stupid quote.
A man on my Facebook likes it.
A man.
A Marilyn Monroe quote.
Do the math and weep.
#OhEmmGeeThatsSad
I only have 53 followers on Twitter
This makes me a bit sad.
But then the people that have over 1000 followers are dicks
And bore me.
Hell Twitter itself bores me
Maybe that'll be my next blog entry.
"Hey Twitter" FUCK OFF.
End blog.
#DanzoLosesHisMarbles
I'm Still getting a fuck load of views for my 50 Shades of Grey blog.
I like it, but guuyyyyyyys I have 99 other blogs
Really, really good ones.
Some are shit.
My first couple anyway
Hell I don't even remember half of them.
I'll check them out.
One sec.
A lot of them are reviews
Toy Story 3 and Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep.
I don't know why because people who think they're professional critics piss me off
"Ohhhhh, the acting was sub-par"
"One Danzo star, out of eleven"
Because eleven's edgy.
You know what?
I'm bored of purple too.
At a bit off a loss now.
I've been at a loss since I finished every season of The Walking Dead.
I must have watched about 36 episodes in the space of a week.
Now I have to wait til November to get my fix.
Fastest spreading craze I've had.
Which is ironic given how fast the zombie bites seem to spread.
A band named 'Five Finger Death Punch' has just came on TV.
How did that even happen?
"Hey guys, we need a band name"
"Five Finger Death Punch"
"Sold".
Literally picked the first shitty name they could think of.
Also has anyone seen that horrible advert?
I thought it was a shitty Haribo one at first.
It's a family
Mum, Dad, Brother, sister
Biking holiday by the seems of it.
Not actually riding, just pushing their bikes through the countryside.
"Hey let's play I spy!"
"Great idea!"
"I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'T'"
"Tree?"
"No"
"Teddy?"
"Nope"
"Tree?"
"You already said that!"
"Train?"
"Nope"
"Track?"
NEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The little girl gets fucking hit by a train.
Jesus that took a turn for the depressing.
I don't think we even found out if it was track or not.
I'm pretty sure there's never been a death toll in the terms of I spy until that moment.
Smart advert though
Because despite the tragedy she clearly didn't spy that fucking train.
Idiot.
I'm going to play Sims now.
Before I leave you
I'll leave you with a riddle
and to get the answer you have to be smart.
Or sign up to my Facebook Page.
Or my Twitter
Which he really is.
Anyway, Riddle time.
What travels the world?
But only stays in a corner?
Dun dun dunnnnnnnn
Anyway I'm off
Thanks for reading my trail of thoughts.
Laters
Much Love!
Danzo
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